they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm always down for nudity.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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