im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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