so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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