I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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