we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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