Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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