We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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