She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you didnt know i had herpes?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
