First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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