so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You're a waste of cheezeits
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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