What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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