All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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