it wasn't lemon gatorade
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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