We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
