do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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