I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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