hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
