just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
ok first of all what the fuck
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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