Whod you bang
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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