she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm always down for nudity.
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