Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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