hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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