i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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