Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Are we still banned from the library?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
All I want is dick and wine.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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