Non-Jews are for practice
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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