I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
