I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
