brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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