How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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