I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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