Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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