hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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