The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I lost the right to judge tonight
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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