WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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