my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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