Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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