You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think people are normalizing furries
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
