He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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