i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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