We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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