did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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