Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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