Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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