id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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