party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You left your phone here
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