can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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