My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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