Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
