normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Bring me that man meat
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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