You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You are a genius and a whore.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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