we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
